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Aik aadmi najoomi se:

Baba meri shaadi kyun nahin ho rahi hai ???

Najoomi: kaise hogi,

Haath ki lakeeron mein sukh hi sukh likha hai Beta..

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Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked " Do You Remember Me ?"

He said "No"

I said " Rascal! I lost my whole childhood to save your girlfriend.:-p:D

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Teacher: Bacho wada karo kabi sharab,ciggrette nahi piyo ge,

Bachey: nahi peyan ge

Teacher: Girls ka picha nahi karo ge,

Bachey: nahi karengy

Teacher: Girls se friendship nahi karogy,

Bachey: nahi karengy

Teacher : Or watan pe zindagi qurban karogy,

Bachey: kar denge aisi zindagi ka or karna B kya hai

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1 sardar ne "malto" ki reri lagai

6 din tak maltay nahi biky or sookh kar choty ho gay

7vy din Sardar malto ko pani lagaty hoye bola

Oy ni vikna te na viko

Hosh wich ta aawo

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Molvi Takreer kartay hue lipstick lagany wali orton ki shdeed muzamat kar raha tha

Aik admi

Bola "tawadi Bv v tay landi ay"

Molvi ohdi gal na kro, ohnu sajdi v tay bari ay:-)

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Phansi K Waqt Inspctor Ne Sardar Se Pocha

Tumhari Akhri Khwahish Kya Hy?

.

Sardar: Mera Sir Thallay Te Lattaan Uttay Kar K Phaansi Deyo.

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