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zainkan

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Ek aurat market geyi tota kharidne,...

shopkeeper bola-

"Madamji,aap ye tota lijiye,ye bilkul insan ki tarah bolta hai."

Aurat ne hairan ho kar totay se pocha..

"Achha, ay pyary totay yeh to bata main kaisi lagti hoon ?"

Tota ne jawab dia..

-"Ek number ki randi lagti ho."

Aurat ghusse se shopkeeper ko boli-

"Arey ye to gali deta hai.."

Shopkeeper ne aurat se mafi mangi aur totay ko andar le jake khub danta. Tota darr k mare kampne laga.

Shopkeeper ne kaha-"Madamji,lo ab baat kijiye,totay ko hum ne samjha diya hai."

Aurat- "Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek admi aye tow tum kya sochoge ?"

Tota- "Aap ki Pati hoga."

Aurat- "Agar do admi aye tow ?"

Tota- "Tumhari Pati aur Devar"

Aurat- "Teen admi ho tow ?"

Tota -"Tumhari Pati,Devar aur Bhai hoga"

Aurat -"achha, char admi hone se ?"

Tota ne apny hath jorty how shopkeeper ko se kaha,...

Sir ji,dekha..maine to pehly hi kaha tha ki ye randi hai...."

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