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  1. "SONAY" ki keemat 49,700/- Rupees tak pounch gai hy . . Magar merey sath SONAY ki Qeemat aaj b 15,000/- hi hy Veena Malik ka night discount package...
  2. Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha Teacher: “Videsh Ke Bache Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hen” Santa: “Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudai Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se“
  3. Asi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Women Mein Aage Hoti Hai Aur Cow Mein Peeche Socho . . . . . Its “W” W – Woman Cow – W Yaar Hamesha He Ulta Sochte Ho, Kabhi Kuch Acha Bhi To Aa Sakta Hai Na
  4. Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ka Uske Ghar Pe Suna Gaya Kissa Wife: “Meri Bra Utaro, Jaldi” Santa: “Ye Lo Utar Di” Wife: “Ab Meri Panty Bhi Utaro” Santa: “Lo Ye Bhi Utaar Di” Wife: “Khabardar Agar Aj Ke Baad Kabhi Mere Undrgrmnts Pehne.“
  5. Kareena Ka Zero Figure Dekh kar Bade He Mashoor Shayar Chodumal Khan Saab (Baba Saxidas Ke Cousion) Ne Arz Kiya Hai Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai, Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai, Yeh Sali Kaisi Haseena Hai
  6. Ek Raat Santa Station Jane Ke Liye Taxi Rukwata Hai. Taxi Wale Ko Talwar Ke Dam Par Bahar Nikalta Hai Aur Kehta Hai Santa: “Chal Apni Pant Khol Aur Muth Maar” Taxi Wala Ghabra Kar Apni Muth Marne Lagta Hai Santa: “Phir Ek Baar Maar” Taxi Wala Fir Marne Lag Jata Hai Santa: “Ek Baar Aur” Santa Aise Hi 5 – 6 Baar Aur Karwata Hai Taxi wala Rote Hue: “Sardar ji Itni Muth MaarLi Hai Ab To Mera Khada Bhi Nahi Ho Raha” Santa Apni Bahen Ko Andar Se Bulata Hai Aur Taxi wale Ko Bolta Hai Santa: “Jaa Ab Meri Bahen Ko Railway Station Chhod Aa“
  7. Great System I have never See This Before in Another Forums
  8. Lady : 1 shampoo please Shopkeeper : Head ke baal dhone hai to HEAD n SHOULDER aur agar Panty ke baal dhone hai to PANTENE le lo Lady : GARNIER de do gaand ke dhone hain --
  9. 1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi. Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye. BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya. Sardar: Teri Bhen Nu Lun, Bhen Chod, Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.
  10. Ufone paish krta ha pehli bar apke Mobile main nahati hui larki, Aj THAND buht hai LRKI kal nhaye gi,,!!
  11. Pathan Ki Gand 1-Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla wo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gya Pathan bola: behnchod ka bacha beth jao apna hi gaand hai Lun Enlargement Techniques 2-Lun barra krnay k 3 tareeqay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mjhay pata tha tu zarur parrhay ga, Choti lulli walay!>:/ Lun is priceless Phudi Waaste Banya LUL Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Nai Mul Phudi Wich Cheera Hunda Te LUL De Utte Hunda A Phul Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Nai Mul Agge Piche Sukrya Rehnda Phudi Wekh K Janda A Phul Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Nai Mul Fair Na Wekhe Agga Picha Jidon Janda A Lain Te Tul Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Ni Mul!!!
  12. 2 Kutay SéX kr rahay thay SON: dad Ye Kya Ho Rha Hai? DAD: Peche Wala dog Sahara Le kar Chal Raha Hai. SON: Ajeeb Zamana Hai Jise Sahara Do Wohi “GAND” Marta Hai
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