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  1. ہم ہی وفا شکن سہی اور ہم ہی بے وفا تم تو وفا شعار تھے، تم کیوں بدل گئے؟ Posted from Xperia Smartphone using Tapatalk
  2. میں ابھی تک ایک دن میں دو بار کر چکا ہوں... بلکہ یوں کہنا مناسب ہوگا کہ "موقع" ہی دو بار چودنے کا ملا.... Posted from Xperia Smartphone using Tapatalk
  3. Dear kafi interesting and appealing swaalaat hain... Jin jin sawalon ke jawab atay hain wo de diye hain... Per jawab zara mainay apnay Style mai diye hain... So in ke smjh main anay ki koi guarntte naheen 1> janab mere office main 3 boys and aik girl hotay hain; aur hum 5cho main sirf main hi hun jo 2nmber batain karta hai 2 number matlab Double Meaning wali batain karta hun... Per larki ke mojood honay ka khayal rakhta hun... Per jab Female Colleage sat nahi hoteen to Mentor full Entertain kerta hai apnay Colleages ko aur her terha ki baat ker leta hun... Mera immediate boss esay heraan ho ke dekhta hai... Per mai nai rukta... mujhe apni Boring office environment bilkul achi nai lagti... Is liye na khud bore hota aur na kisi ko bore honay deta hun... 2> media (electronic specially TV and Internet) 3> ye to milnay ke maqsad pe depend kerta hai... Wese jis milnay ki aap baat ker rahay ho... Main zati tor pe usay pasand nai kerta (per yaar agar moqa milay aur larki b razi ho; phir mil hi lena chahiye haan bus mila hi chahiye esay moqay pay "Milaap" kerna munasib nahi lagta ) 4> I'm not married: aur ji nahi main ne abhi tak esa kuch nahi kiya... Ke zameer mala'mat karay... Aap mujhe narrow mind smjh lo ye kuch aur... Per shadi se phele sex karnay ka koi irada nahi hai... (Wese insaan ka koi itbaar nahi hota... Abhi UFC ki koi larki mujhe Green Signal de to shaid main bhi Pre-marrige experince hasil ker lun ) 5> meri sying hai... Jo galat kaam kary to us ko esay chodo k us ko feel bhi na ho aur uska gang rape bhi ho jai... Is liye agar mere bus mai ho to esa krnay walay ko "feel" zaroor karwata hun... Aur mai esa hi kerta hun... 6> main aaj kal ki maasharti qadro ke baray main janta to hun; per rehta apnay Baad Dada ke style se hun... :) simple and respectable! Per kabhi kabhi aaj kal ka style bhi maar hi deta hun... Overall I'm serious and simple 7 khud ko... Kiun ke bohat saray ifraad mil ke mashra aur mulaq ke halat ke zumadar hotay hain... 8> main sirf apnai baat karta hun yahan... baray afsoos se kehna par raha hai k meri soch kafi destructive hai... Lekin meri koshish yehi hoti hai k kisi Positive way mai apnai intellactual strengths ko use karun... Mere friends bhi mere dimag ka bohat istimal kartay hain... main sochta hun mai kafi productive ho sakta hun... Innovative Ideas to esay generate karta hun ke pochain mat... Per unko implement karnay ka envoronment nai hai warna main kafi changes lana chahunga for the betterment of society... Wese meri terha majority kafi Master Mind hotay hain agar un ko chance mailay to wo kisi bhi chezz ka naqsha badal saktay hain... Agar nojawan idle paray rahain ge to zahir hai "wela dimag shetaan ka ghar hota hai".... As a result metal abilities ka misuse hi hona hai phir.. Bus ji... Ab aur text type ni hoga... Kiun ke bohat neend i hai... Good night thanks for this thread...
  4. yaar kia question le ker aaye ho Gals Elastic shaid is liye use karti hain ta k Shalwar Phenay mai aur utarnay mai asaani ho ya Most funny answer to ye hai k azaarband kabhi balance mai nahe rehat aik side ziada lambi ho jati hai to kabhi dosri... Kaaam! Imbalance rehta hai... Elastic mai balance ka charak hi khatam baaqi is ka Sahe jawab to larkian hi dain gi... Aap ka Quesstion bohat aala hai
  5. Khizaan raseeda chaman mein bahaar mushkil hai! Tumharay baad kaheen aitbaar, mushkil hai! Kisi se is liye dushwaar hai khafa hona Mananay aye ga hum ko bhi yaar, mushkil hai! Ajeeb raaz-e-junoon tha jo meray dil pe khula Teri gali mein bhi aa kar qaraar, mushkil hai! Humara kon hai ehl-e-jafa ki basti mein? Milay ga koi humain gham gusaar, mushkil hai! Kahan chalay ho mohabbat khareednay Mohsin? Baghair sood k milna udhaar, mushkil hai!
  6. A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend. So he asked; When is your birthday? Girl: 21st 0ct Boy: "Which year?" Girl: "Janu every year"
  7. Main jo meh'ka to meri shakh jala di us ne, Sabaz musam mai muje zard hawa di us ne, Pehle ik lamhe ki zanjeer se bandha mujh ko, aur phir waqt ki raftar barha di us ne, Meri nakaam mohabbat mujhe wapas kar di, Yun mere hath meri laash thama di us ne, Wo janta tha muje mout sukun bakhshe gi, Wo sitmgar tha so jeene ki dua di us ne, Uss k hone se meri sansain thi dugnee,, Wo jo bichra to meri umar ghata di us ne..
  8. BV to Bha'ag gai, ab batanay ka koi faida naheen agar Behra dekh leta hai to wo kisi Third Person ko pakar k la sakta hai taa k wo andhay ko bata sakay k us ki wife Behray k sat Bhaag gai hai... wese Waniya aik baat to batain, kia aap ko is paheli ka "answer" pata hai? Agar pata hai to bata dain
  9. Khatam Shudd!! Guru Ji Kahani Bohat Hi Mukhtasir aur Gehri Hai.. Kuch Hi Satron Main Na Sirf Maa, Baap aur Beti ki zindagi Bulkay Unki Zindagi Ka Maqsad bhi bayan kia.. Shukriya Janab! Kahani Pasand aai
  10. Shohar: Jaan munna yahin se bahar ata hy na? Bivi: (Muskuratay hue) G haan lekin aap jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht c h o t a suraaakh hai G. . thodi der baad . . . . . . . School ki bell bajti hai. Munna bahar ata hai, Or Miaan bivi munnay ko le kar ghar c h a l a y jatay hain. . Suraakh gate me bhi hota hai jaaani,, Ek baar phir aapki soch ko 21 topon ki salaami... tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha Tha Dhuz Dhuz Dhuz tha tha tha tha tha
  11. matlab unka dil haleem ki terha narm hai wese yahan Haleem “forbearing” ki sense mai use hua hai... :)
  12. 1- Sone Se Pehle Ap Din Ka Last Kaam Koun Sa Karte Hain? koi achi si Porn dekhta hoon:P 2- Ap Normally Nude Sote Hain Ya Underwear Main Ya Full Kapdoon Main? Shalwar+Tea Shirt 3- Apko Kis Style Main Laitne Se Neend Jaldi Aati Hai & Kis Style Main Neend Nahi Aati? koi khaas Style naheen hai, jab Neend aati hai to her style mai aa jati hai... Aur jaab nahi aati to kisi style mai nahi aati 4- Ap Sote Main Baatain Karte Hain/Chalte Hain/Kharrate Lete Hain? main jab sota hun to bus TuNNNN ho jata hoon... To No Batain, No Walking and No Khuaraty :) 5- Apko Pakki Neend Aati Hai Ya Zara Si Awaz Se Aankh Khul Jati Hai? main Dormant ho jata hoon... Dead like hell.... Baaz oqaat Macher ki awaaz b jaga deti hai... 6- Ap Kitne Hours Ki Neend K Bad Apne Apko Fresh Mehsoos Karte Hain? kabhi itni der kisi ne sonay hi nahi dia k bata sakun... wesay mai 8 hrs k baad (majbooran) utha jata hoon aur fresh honay ki bajaye ulta thakawat mehsoos karta hoon...
  13. عشق کےکاشتکاروں کےنام اہم پیغام اگرعشق ایک طرف سےھوتو عاشق کوچاھیےکہ چدکیاںچھوڑدے اگرعشق دونوںطرف سےہوتوعاشق حملہ ناکرے سفیدمعشوق کی فصل زیادہ مشکل ھے کیونکہ اس پرکیڑےسنڈے ذیادہ حملہ کرتےھیں نقصان سےبچنےکیلے کالی معشوق کی فصل کاشت کرین
  14. Thanks For Sharing! Dear Aik Aur Song Suna To Maza Aajaye.. BodyGuard Movie ka; Teri Meri Pram Kahani....
  15. Judge: Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahey thay?? Man: Sir, main apni biwi ko leney sasural jaa raha tha... Judge: Thats all, case dismissed
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