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  1. bhot ala sir g,, humhari id bhi PAHGLA ke name se bana daen mehrbani kar k
  2. Samait kar le jaao apne jhoote waadon ke adhure qisse…. Agli Mohabbat me tumhe phir inki zarurat pare gi..!!!
  3. Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !! ~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga ~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga ~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga ~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga ~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga Aur . ~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,
  4. jab jab bhi mai aaonga tere mote mummey dubaonga lekar-key baahon mein tumko neechey se lunnd chubhaonga phir poori tarha nungi karke tujhe bister pe le jaaonga nangi tujh ko dekhte hi mai pagal sa ho jaonga dakhty he tumhari choot ko mai kuttey si raal tupp-ka unga!! Teri gori tangen pakar ke mai tera sixty-nine banaonga meethey, aam ki guthlee jaisi choot, mai choosey,....chaatey jaonga!! Jab poorey maze me aogi tum tere muh mei lunnd phasaonga "chodvi ka chand ho ya aaftab ho" phir, musti mei gaana gaaonga !! Phir choos ke tere mummon ko poora "aath" inchee kharkaon lunnd ghisaa ke teri choot pe mai tujhe jee bhar-ke tarsaaonga phir dekh-ke tujko garam hui ik zor ka dhukka lagaunga do pal hi main, mai bina ticket duniya ki sair, kar aonga choot to cheez hai choti-si teri husti par chaa jaunga cho-doonga choot ko ghunta bhurr underr hi, lunndd chhutaonga chodonga tujhy ji bhar ke main tub ghori tujhe banaonga bhoo-longa choot ko, pal bhur mein aur gaand ka, hi ho jaonga kar donga dhukkam-dhukki ubb teri gaand gulzar banaonga jub maza degi teri gaand bara bare maze se mai chutt jaonga jab chudd-ke tum chali jaogi teri choot ke hi gunn gaonga teri choot ke darshan ko sanam is tarha se dil mein bithaonga gr maheena bhar tu na aai inhein yaado me le aonga phir !! Maar ke mutth!! Inhin yaadon ki "sani" ik chain ki neend so jaonga .....
  5. Vena Mlaik ki new Sexy Poem Main teri bahon main Aana Chahti hoon Apnay lab teray lab say milana cha’h’ti hoon Apnay goray tan say uttar k sub Kabray Main tere Bister ko Sajana cha’h’ti hoon Tujay apnay Mummon ka nazara dikha kr Unhain terya hathoon dabwana cha’h’ti hoon Rakh kr tangain tareay shoulder pay Tuj say Choot mrwana cha’hti hon Zara Daal Zuban mari Phuddi per Aaj is ka bhi lutuf Uthana cha’h’ti hoon Bister pay sirf mari choot na marna Main Gand bhi tum say Mrvana cha’h’ti hoon
  6. 1 Baba nay couple ko sex karty pakar lea Baba: Oy baigharto yeh kea kar rahy ho Boy: Baba maf kardo ghalti ho gai Baba: Nahin mafi nahin mily ge main tum dono ky pairents say shikait (complain) karonga. Girl : Babaji maf kardo ab nahin karingay. hamari toba Baba : Nahin main nay tay shikait lagani hay Boy: Baba ap ko apkay bachon ka wasta maf kardo Baba : nahin main nay tay shikait lagani hay Girl: (Offered to Baba) Baba to mari mar lay par shikait nahin lagana Baba nay moqy say faida uthanay ka socha or lag gea girl kay sat. Kafi deer tak koshish karta raha per uska lora khara he nahin hoa Baba nay akhair himat har de or uth kar bola MAIN TAY SHEKAIT HE KARONGA
  7. So raha tha ek rooz Lun.... Rakh ke tattoon per sar Ke pass se huwa choot ka guzar! Lun ne poocha jati hay kidher? Agar waqt ho to aa na idher Choot ne kaha aji mujhy muaf kijiyey Pahle jo kuch moon se tapak raha hay.... Woh to saaf kijiyey...... Lun ne jo yeh suna to woh gaya Akarr Phir jo na hona tha woh b ho gya.... Choot yeh boli Lun se chud janey ke baad Ajji baat hi naheen kartey, Matlab nikal janey ke baad. Jab jo kuch na hona tha woh ho gya Lun ne rakha tattoon per ser...... aur phir se so gya........
  8. Chotta Bacha : Moma aunty nay mairi Cousin ka nam Jasmin kiyun rakha Mom : kiyun,k beta aap ki Aunty phoolon say peyar krti ha :| Bacha : Moma ap kis say Love krti ho ? Moma : Dicky stop asking me such stupid questions ! :|
  9. (Hamaray naujawano kay liye aik shair) Apne hathoon se muth lagaya nahi kartay Mere dost! Yun apni mani zaya nahi kartay Ek baar yun kisi ko lund de kar apna Chut mai uski dal kar bhul jaya nahi kartay (Yeh shair kuch tarsay hoay logon kay liye Iss Choott ki chataye se bhala kya hoga haasil sahi chudakkar launday waqt zaya nahi kartay (Sheedi bhaiyoon kay liye) Rakhte hain jo lund bara salang apni pent main. Har kisi ki dekh kar woh apna hilaya nahi kartay Doo chupay laga kar jo nidhaal par jayen Aisi dheli randio ko lund dikhaya nahi kartay (Gandu hazraat tawajja farmyaen) Lund hi jab lena hai to phir choota bara kiya karna Gandugiri kay dhanday main ghabraya nahi kartay (Randiyon kay liye aik mashwara) Chand jhatkon ki taab na laa kar jo farig ho jayen Aisay muthal jawano se bund maraya nahi kartay Qadar kiya karo unn jawanoo ki tum bhi dosto Khulli chut dekh kar bhi jo lalchaya nahi kartay Or Chut kay chakkaro se tum to dour hi rehna yarro Jo par jatay hain is main, who baaz aya nahi kartay
  10. Sardar Court Me: Judge Sahb aj Tk Meri Itni Insult Nai Hui Meri New Parosan Ne Mujy Nihaty Hoe Dekh Liya Hy Judge:To tm Chahty Kya Ho Sardar:Badla janab badla.
  11. MARD Kesa B Ho, Magr 2 Kaam Lazmi Krta Hy Subha Uth K "KHORAAK" Ki Tlash AUR Sony Se Pehle "SORAKH" Ki Talash Veena malik ki kitab "KHORAAK SY SOORAKH TAK..
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