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  1. سر جی اس فورم پر ایسا پہلا رپلائی آیا ہے جو یہ جج کرنا چاہ رہا ہے کہ ڈاکٹر فیصل بھائی کی کہانی کامران اور ہیڈمسٹریس کا معیار کیسا ہے؟ مجھے تو سچ میں کافی تعجب محسوس ہوا ہے۔
  2. update 41 karan ne sneha ke sath quality time bitaya sneha ne karan ko khud ko chhune nahi diya par sneha ne karan apne pyar ke jaal me fasa liya pir karan me bhi thodi himmat aa gayi karan aur sneha hotel se apne apne ghar chale gaye karan ko main ne bata diya tha ki kya karna hai karan plan ke mutabik udass man se ghar aa gaye sonali pareshan thi ki karan ne kuch kiya to nahi apne bhai ko udass dek kar sonali ko fikar hone lagi sonali- karan kya hua karan ne kohi jawab nahi diya sonali- karan main tume kuch puch rahi hu karan- ab bolne ko.kuch bacha hi nahi sonali- kya kiya tumne , Avi tik to haina ye pyar bhi aisi chiz hai ki nafrat karte huye bhi fikar ho hi jati hai sonali-- Avi ko kya hua karan- Avi aur sneha bas itna hi bola karan aur aage nikal gaya sonali ko kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha sonali ko laga kahi karan ne Avi ko maar to nahi daala sonali ke ankhion se aasu nikalne lage sonali apne aasuyo ko chupane ke liye apne room.me chali gayi vahi karan udass man se apne room ki taraf jane kaga jaise karan room me jata to uski mummy ne aawz di K mummy- karan kya hua karan ne jab apni mummy ko deka to wo bhag kar apni mummy ke gale lag gaya gale lag kar rone laga K mummy- kya hua karan aise ro kyu rahe ho karan-sab kuch khatam ho gaya mummy K mummy- kya khatam ho gaya aur mera bahadur beta ro raha hai karan-main apni kismat pe ro raha hu K mummy- ye kaisi bate kar rahe ho karan-sab kuch khatam ho gaya K mummy- muze bata kya hua , karan ki mummy bhi karan ki bato ko sun kar dar gayi karan-mummy K mummy- kahi kisine kuch kaha karan-ye chot aisi lagi ki iska kohi ilai nahi hai mummy K mummy- kisne maara tuze , kiske sath zagda hua karan-ye chot dil pe lagi hai K mummy- dil pe chot , pyar hua tuze aur ladki ne manaa kiya kye sunkar karan rone laga K mummy- kis ladki me itni himmat aayi jo mere bete ko naa kaha ,, k mummy- tu ro mat main bat karungi us ladki se karan-ab kuch nahi ho sakta K mummy- main teri mummy hu , mere bete ke liye main kuch bhi kar sakti hu , chahe muze kuch bhi karna padenga ab to wo ladki tuze milke rahengi karan-nahi mil sakti K mummy- tu aise haar maan raha hai ,, pyar me haar nahi maante balki kosish karte rahna padta hai karan-ab kuch nahi ho sakta mummy K mummy- tuze apni.mummy pe vishwas nahi hai karan-vishwas , jab apno ne vishwasghat kiya to kya kar sakte hai K mummy- tu bata wo ladki khon hai , tuze pasand hai to teri shadi usi se hongi pir chahe uske liye muze tere papa se kyu na ladna pade karan-mummy K mummy- tu naam to bata , aur usne naa kaha hai to haa karvana muze aata hai karan-mummy wo bhi muzse pyar karti hai par K mummy- to pir breakup ho gaya karan-nahi K mummy- tu bata na kya hua , tere ankhion me aasu muze ache nahi lagte , tu rota hai to rona muze aata hai karan-rona hi likha hai mere kismat me K mummy- wo ladki tuze pyar karti hai pir bhi tu ro raha hai , bat kya hai karan-mummy wo K mummy- bata jaldi , karan-uske bina main ji nahi paunga itna bol kar karan apne room me bhag gay aur door under se band kar diya karan ki bat sunkar uski mummy dar gayi karan ki halat bahot kharab thi karan ka dil tut gaya tha aur uske bina ji nahi paunga ye word karan ke mummy ko bata rahe the ki unka beta room.me kya karenga karan ki mummy ko laga kahi karan kuch ulta sidha na kar de karan ki mummy karan ko aawz dene lagi K mummy- karan beta door kholo karan ne kohi jawab nahi diya K mummy- main tumari shadi usi ladki se karva dungi please door kholo pir se karan ne kohi jawab nahi diya karan ki mummy lagatar karan ko aawz dene lagi door ko pitane lagi ab to karan ko mummy ko is bat ka dar satane lag ki karan ne kuch kar to nahi diya karan ki mummy jor jir se door baJane lagi aoni mummy ki aawz sunkar sonali apne room se bahar aa gayi apni mummy ko karan ke room ka door bajate huye dek kar sonali ne aasu saaf kiye aur bhag kar apni mummy ke pass aa gaya sobali- kya hua mummy K mummy- deko karan be door band kar diya , muze lagta hai usne kuch kar to nahi liya sonali ko sab kuch pata tha sonali is halat ko ache se samajti thi sonali ne der na karte huye naukero ko aawz di aur nauker bhag kar karan ke room ke pass aa gaye sobali- door thod do nauker ne der na karte huye door thod diya karan ki mummy ro rahi thi jab door khula to sab chouk gaye bed ke pass karan pada hua tha aur uske hant ki nashe cuti huyi thi karan ne suicide karne ki kosjsh ki ye dek kar sonali aur karan ki mummy rote huye bhag kar karan ke pass aa gayi karan ki mummy bas roye ja rahi thi kisi ko kuch samaj nahi aaya ki kya hua sonali ne thodi samajdari dikate huye karan ke hant pe rumal laga diya taki khoon jada na nikale aur bhag kar docter uncle ko call karke ghar bhula liya kuch der me har taraf bhag doud thi sonali ne docter aane tak karan k ilaj suru kar diya karan ki mummy bas roye ja rahi thi karan ki mummy dar gayi thi unko apna beta khud se dur jate huye dik raha tha docter ke aate karan ka ilaj suru ho gaya sonali apni mummy ko sambal rahi thi chot normal thi jis se docter ne jaldi ilaj kar diya docter - ghabrane ki bat nahi hai par aapko karan ka dyan rakna honga, usko akela mat chodna varna pir se suicide na kar de sobali- karan ko hosh kab tak aaYenga docter- kal subha tak hosh aa jayenga, aur ha ye pata kar lena ki kyu suicide kiya taki us problem ko solve kiya jaye karan ki mummy bas roye ja rahi thi sonali ne apni mummy ko bataya ki karan ab tik hai par jab tak karan ankhion nahi kholenga tab tak karan ki mummy ka rona band nahi honga sonali ne apne papa ko call kiya par kohi jawab nahi mila karan ke papa to busy the raat bhar apni secretary ke sath aur idar sonali ko guass aa raha tha Avi pe ki uske vajse uske bhai ne suicide kiya
  3. Update 40 karan ka bahot mazak udaya karan chup chap murga bana raha sneha to puri besharam ban gayi thi besharam kyu na bane uske life ka sawal tha main bhi karan aur sneha ko milane ka idea soch raha hu karan ki saja puri ho gayi jaise karan khada hua to wo niche gir gaya bichare ke pairo me takat hi nahi thi ham ne karan ko bed par lita diya aur sneha ne usko ek kiss kiya kiss karte karan me josh aaya ki nahi ye nahi pata lekin karan ka lund josh me aa gaya sneha- control me raho , Avi hai yaha aur sneha ne karan ke lund pe thappad maar kar sula diya mazak bahot ho gaya ab kaam ki bat karni hongi Avi- mafi maangna aur maaf karna , saja dena sab kuch ho gaya ab kaam ki bat kare karan- ek hafta hai sirf mere pass kuch soch na Avi- suruvat sneha se karte hai sneha- kaisi suruvat Avi- tumare yaha tumari maa is shadi se jada khush nahi hai sneha- lag to yahi raha hai Avi- kitne perectage lagta hai sneha-10% Avi- bahot hai Avi- karan tumare papa kaise hai ye hame pata hai tumari mummy tume jada pyar karti hai karan- haa Avi- to ham tumari mummy aur sneha ki maa ka istmal karenge karan- wo kaise Avi- to suno aur main ne karan aur sneha ki maa ko patane ka idea de diya dono khush huye is idea se par idea sucessful honga ispe muze doubt hai muze karan aur sneha ke milan ke sath sath sonali ke bareme bhi sochna honga sonali ko sach batana honga sonali ko kaise handle karna hai ye muze pata hai karan aur sneha ko vahi room me chhod kar main ghar vapas a a gaya dono ko kuch wakt sath bitana tha aur muze aaram ki jarurat thi par ghar aate komal muze mil gayi Avi- kya hua komal tu udass kyu hai komal-ye karan bhaiya khud ko samajte kya hai Avi- kyu kya hua komal-main sneha bhabhi ki photo dika rahi thi mera mobile thod diya Avi- us karan ne tera mobile thod diya komal-aur nahi to kya aur sonali didi ne bhi kuch nahi kaha jab unko batane gayi Avi- to tum bata ki kya karna hai komal-main kya batau Avi- acha hi hua karan ne tera mobile thod diya , varna jab deko tab mobile ke sath chipaki rahti hai komal-kya kaha , main mobile se chipaki rahti hu , muze aapse bhi bat nahi karni ja rahi hu apne room me komal guasse me jane vali thi ki main ne usko rok liya Avi- main mazak kar raha tha komal-muzE aise mazak pasand nahi hai Avi- meri gudiya ko mazak pasand nahi hai , komal-maska lagane ki jarurat nahi hai Avi- tik hai nahi lagata maska, ab bata tera mobile kab liya tha hamne komal-2 saal ho gaye Avi- to acha hua na karan ne thod diya , purana ho gaya tha , dek ab kitne ache model ke mobile aaye hai market me , komal-to Avi- to jo latest mobile tuze pasand aayenga wo lene jayenge kal komal-sach Avi- bilkul jayenge , aur jis gadde ne tera mobile thoda bill vahi denga komal-muze nayaa mobile milne vala hai pata hota to kab ka mobile thod deti Avi- meri gudiya jada smart hai ,, ab ek pyari smile de komal-love you bhaiya komal-vaise bhaiya aaj din bhar kaha the sach batana Avi- sneha ke sath komal-date pe gaye the Avi- aisa hi kuch par ek bat puchu tuze komal-puchiye Avi- tume sneha , bhabhi ke rup me pasand hai komal-dikne me achi hai ab nature kaisa hai ye to milte rahne ke bad pata chalenga Avi- ager main tume do option du to komal-matlab aapko sneha pasand nahi hai Avi- sneha kisko pasand nahi aayengi , par muze do ladkiya pasand hai par main decide nahi kar paa raha hu ki kiske sath shadi karu , komal-to muze bata do aapki pasand muze pata hai Avi- ye bat ham dono ke bich rahengi komal-promise Avi- sneha aur komal-aur khon Avi- sonali komal-kya kaha Avi- sneha aur sonali komal-apni sonali didi Avi- haa komal-karan bhaiya ki bahan Avi- ab ye mat kahana aunty ki beti uncle ke beti , hamari padosan komal-ye to aasan sawal hua bhaiya Avi- muze mushkil lag raha hai aur tu kah rahi hai aasan sawal hai komal-ye sawal aapko teen char din pahale puchna chaiye tha , Avi- kya ab der ho gayi komal-der nahi huyi , acha kiya abi puch liya Avi- to tu jisko apni bhabhi banana chahati hai wo bata komal-main jisko select karungi wo bhabhi hongi Avi- haa teri bat hi maanta hu main komal-sneha achi hai dikne me par sonali didi se thodi kam hai, komal- sneha ka nature kaisa hai ye to pata nahi par sonali didi kaisi hai ye hm sab jante hai komal- rich hoker bhi dil ki achi hai sonali didi Avi- explain mat kar , answer bata komal-sonali bhabhi , sonali didi ager bhabhi ban jayengi to maa ko ek aur beti milengi muze ek best friend mil jayengi Avi- aur muze komal-aapko biwi nahi ek hamsafar sathi milengi Avi- to cancel karni padengi sneha ke sath shadi komal-iska matlab aap aur sobali didi pyar karte ho ek dusare se , iska matlab us din aapne kaha tha ki sneha karan bhaiya ki .... omg ye kya ho gaya komal- hamne karan bhaiya ki girlfriend sneha se aapki shadi fix karva di komal- iska matlab us raat party hamare yaha thi par aap nahi karan bhaiya the sneha ke sath komal- aur ham samaj baite ki Avi- tum smart banti ja rahi ho komal-aapne bataya kyu nahi Avi- abi to bataya komal-us din kyu nahi bataya , sonali didi to sabko pasand hai Avi- ab kya der huyi , meri smart bahan sab kuch sambal lengi komal-galti muzse huyi to tik bhi main karungi , par kya sonali didi aapse pyar karti hai Avi- haa hi samaj lo komal- pakka bata do Avi- jaise tumne sneha ko bedroom me dek kar galat samaj liya vaise sonali ne bhi sneha ko mere room me dek kar galat samaj liya komal-omg Avi- tum tension mat le sonali muze pyar karti hai uski narajgi dur kar dunga komal-pahale aap sonali didi sorrry sonali bhabhi ke muh se i love you bulva do pir main kuch karti hu Avi- wo to mushkil hai komal-sneha ke case ke bad muze proof chaiye varna aisa na ho ki sneha se shadi tute aur aapko sonali bhi na mile Avi-aisa nahi honga , tuze meri bat pe vishwas nahi hai komal- aap to mere best bhai ho , main bhi to chahti thi ki aapki shadi sonali se ho Avi- teri icha jarur puri hongi komal- to mission sonali didi ko bhabhi banane pe lag jati hu Avi- mission ki suruvat maa aur papa se karni hongi komal- muze bata do kya karna hai main ne komal ko sara plan bata diya aur karam ke call ka intzar karne laga
  4. Update 39 karan ko sab kuch bata diya kuch bate zut bhi kahi lekin sara sach bata deta to karan sach me meri jaan le leta ab deko kaise sneha ke pairo me gir kar ro raha hai kaise sneha se maafi maang raha hai karan- sneha muze maaf kar do , main ne bina sach jane tume kya kuch nahi bol diya karan- tume kitni galiya di tume jaan se maarna chaha karan- ek bar apne pyar pe vishwas nahi kiya karan- bhai jaise dost ki dhokebaj kaha karan- apni jaan ko randi tak kaha karan- main ne ye kya kar diya karan- sneha muze maaf kar do karan- meri galti maafi ke layak hi nahi hai karan- sari galti meri thi pir bhi tumne muze maaf kiya lelin main tumare pyar ko samaj hi nahi paaya sneha- karan tum ne jo bhi kiya uske vajse tumari value mere najro me kam ho gayi hai , tumare liye jo pyar tha mere dil me wo khatam ho gaya karan- sneha bas ek bar maaf kar do , main dubara aisa nahi karunga sneha- karan na sirf tum ne muzpe shak kiya balki Avi ki jaan leni chai karan- Avi mze maaf kar do Avi- chaku thoda idar udar hota to mere lash pe ro raha hota karan- sneha tum jo kahogi main aaj ke bad vahi karunga bas muze maaf kar do sneha- har bar tum yahi kahte ho karan- ab tum ji kahogi wo karunga sneha- tik hai tume ek sharat pe maaf kar dungi karan- tumari har sharat manzoor hai smeha- tume mere sath ek hafte ke under shadi karni hongi main to sneha ki bat sunkar hang ho gaya sneha- apne ghar valo ke samne varna bhul jav muze , sneha pagal ho gayi kya sneha chahti kya hai ek to mere sath uski shadi fix ho gayi hai aur itne bade mushibat se kaise nikale ye samaj nahi aa raha hai aur sneha hai ki ek hafte ke under meri to kuch samaj me hi nahi aa raha hai karan bhi hang ho gaya tha lekin ager ab karan piche hat gaya to sneha ko kho denga sneha ki bat bhi ek jaga sahi thi ek hafte ka dabav daala tabi karan apne ghar valo se bat karenga meri aur sneha ki shadi tut jayengi varna jitni der huyi utni jada complication badh jayengi karan ke haa aur na pe sab kuch depand karenga pata nahi haa karne ke bad karan kya karenga sneha- dar gaye , tumare is dar ke vajse aaj meri shadi Avi se fix huyi hai , aur daroge to sach me shadi na ho jaye Avi se karan- tum kaho to abi court me jaker tumse shadi karunga sneha- court me , matlab apne ghar valo se pir dar ke jiyoge karan-mere kahne ka wo matlab nahi tha , main tumase ek hafte ke under shadi kar lunga ,pir chahe gharvalo se zagda hj kyu na karna pade ya ghar chhodna pade sneha- soch lo karan- isme sochna kya hai ,muze meri zindagi tumare sath bitani hai sneha -Avi tum.bhi sun lo Avi- kya hai sneha- ager karan ne ek hafte ke under muzse shadi nahi ki to main tumse shadi karungi Avi- kya ? sneha-ab karan ko ye decide karna hai ki wo muze biwi banana chahta hai ya bhabhi Avi- par karan- sneha tum.sirf meri biwi banogi , sirf meri karan ka confidence dekne layak tha sneha- dekti hu tumare pyar me kitni takat hai Avi- par muze kyu fasa rahi ho sneha- jitni galti karan ki hai utni tumari hai karan-Avi daro mat main ne apna dar khatam kar diya hai Avi-tere liye main is chudel se shadi nahi karunga sneha- kuch bhi bolo , main ne jo bol diya so bol diya karan- Avi muze tumari madat chaiye Avi- pahale apni gaand marva saale karan- ye kya bol rahe ho Avi- muze maarne vala tha tu karan- Avi tuze muze jo saja deni hai wo de main sari saja bhugat lunga , par ham pahale jaise dost rahenge Avi- dost ? aur main hasne laga karan- Avi aisa mat bol, tere madat ke bina sneha meri nahi ho sakti Avi-to main kya karu karan- meri madat kar tera ahsas mand rahunga zindagi bhar Avi- ek sharat pe teri madat karunga , karan- teri sari sharat manzoor hai Avi- ager kisi din main apni shadi ke liye teri madat mangu to tu haa karenga karan- teri shadi main karvaunga , tu jisse kahenga us se Avi- pir tik hai lekin tuze saja to milni chaiye karan- muze har saja manzoor hai Avi- sham ke 6 baje tak murga ban ke rah , matlab 4 gante karan- kya , ye mazak haina Avi- tere liye itni chooti saja de raha hu sneha- main Avi ke sath hu karan- tum dono ki yahi icha hai to lo ban jata hu aur karan murga ban gaya sneha- aise nahi , bina kapdo ke karan- ye jada ho raha hai Avi-sneha tum kya kar rahi ho sneha- Avi tum bich me mat pado sneha- karan tumare vajse muze sare zamane ke samne nanga hona pad sakta tha , tume bhi nanga hona padenga is room me tabi samjoge ki muze usdin kaisa laga tha ab to karan ko hamari bat maanne ke siwa kohi rasta nahi tha karan sharamte huye kapde nikaal raha tha underwear ke bad karan muze request karne laga ko underwaer to rahne do par sneha ne kuch nahi suna jab se sneha ne mere sath sex kiya hai tab se sneha puri tara se badal gayi usko ab sharam nahi aa rahi thi aur karan pura nanga ho gaya aur murga ban gaya main aur sneha karan ko ched rahe the sneha- ab samaje kaise lagta hai jab apni ijajat nilam hoti hai karan- muze maaf kar do Avi- murga ki tara baag de maza aayenga karan- sneha tume acha lag raha hai ki main Avi ke samne bina kapdo ke sneha- is vajse tume tumari galti zindagi bhar yaad rahengi , Avi-sorry karan , par tumare liye yahi sahi hai, is se Tume shikh milengi sneha- chalo Avi ham nasta karke aate hai karan bhi khada hone vala tha ki sneha ne rok diya smeha- tum murga bane raho , aur haa ager hamare jaane ke bad tum ne cheating ki to karan- to subha ke 6 baje tak murga bana rahunga aur sneha muze lekar room se bahar aa gayi aur ham nasta karne lage Avi- sneha tumare dimag me kya chal raha hai sneha-meri life ka sawal hai to muze dimag lagana honga Avi- par muze kyu fasa rahi ho sneha-aisa na bolti to karan jor nahi lagata , uska lagna chaiye ki ager usne kuch nahi kiya to main kisi aur ki ho jayogi Avi- ager karan haar gaya to tum mere gale pad jayogi sneha-tum bhi kuch kam nahi ho , karan se wada kyu liya muze pata hai , sonali ke liye Avi- sonali se itna pyar kab ho gaya pata hi nahi chala sneha-sach kahu to sonali lucky hai Avi- aur tum , tumne to shadi ke bina suhagraat manaa li sneha-yaad mat dilav , par ek bat kahu Avi ager sonali bich me naa aati to... Avi- to kya sneha- lo nasta aa gaya Avi- bhuk bahot lagi hai par tum kuch kah rahi thi sneha- yahi ki ab kya karna hai jis se meri shadi karan se aur tumari sonali se ho Avi- meri shadi mushkil hai , par tumari shadi ke liye ek idea aaya hai sneha-khonsa Avi- kaan idar karo aur main ne apna plan sneha ko bataya sneha-tum bahot bade kamino ho , kabhi nahi sudar sakte Avi- tum bhi kuch kam nahi ho , karan ko nanga kar diya sneha-mere sath itna kuch ho gaya uska kuch nahi , pata hai kaisa laga jab parde ke piche ham chupe the , tumari maa aur bahan ke samne buna kapdo ki..... Sneha-tumari maa aur bahan achi hai jo kisi ko sach nahi bataya Avi- chalo ab chalte hai , karan ko chedate hai nasta karke ham vapas karan ke pass gaye
  5. @Administrator ان کو پی ایم کر لیں آپ کی زیادہ بہتر طریقے سے راہنمائی کریں گئے
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  11. السلام علیکم اردو فن کلب فورم کے دوستو محترم ایڈمن حضرات میں بھی اردو فن کلب کو مکمل طور پر فری دیکھنا چاہتا تھا شروع شروع میں پھر جب بذات خود ہوسٹنگ فیس سرور فیس ڈومین فیس اور ڈویلپنگ فیس انٹرنیٹ پر چیک کی تو یہی سوچا کہ اردو فن کلب کو مکمل طور پر پیڈ ہونا چاہیے اور وہ ہے بھی میں تو اردو فن کلب کی مستقل اور بہترین کہانیوں کو پیڈ رکھنے کی صلاح دوں گا
  12. Chapter-42: Hireath-2-The Blowout "Arman, we born alone, We shag alone..."Arun ka ye dialogue yaad karte hue maine bathroom me sperm donate kiya jis-se mera dimag kuch shant hua, warna aaj ki daud-dhoop me, hazar logo ki hazar baate sun-sun kar dimag ki nashe fatne wali thi... Us din jab sham ko mere ghar me programme chalu hua toh… idhar-udhar ka arrangement dekhte hue main apne baare me sochne laga ki…. mujhe aage kya karna hai… ye log toh mere baare me puchhte hee nahi… sirf aur sirf… Vipin bhaiya ki shadi aur unke US shift hone par har samay utawle rahte hai… main kya karu BC… mujhe lagta nahi ki… main yaha jyada din rah paunga… kuch toh socha hoga maine…. ek toh sala aatak koyi dream… koyi aim bhi set nahi kiya ki karna kya hai... kuch karne ka bhi mann nahi karta... lagta hai sanyas grahan karke Himalayan me shift ho jaun... . " andha hai kya be… teriiiiiii mahtariiii" main yahi sab sochte-vicharte hue chal raha tha ki… ek aadmi mujhse takraya… aur mere muh se ye nikal gaya… Wo joh bhi tha… na toh main use jaanta tha aur naa hee wo mujhe… main actully use sorry bolne wala tha… ki… sorry uncle… maine dekha nahi… mere muh se aise hee nikal gaya… lekin main use sorry bolta uske pahle hee usne apna muh faad diya… "kya bola tu mujhe… " par maine ghar ka guest hai sochkar… chup chap bina kuch kahe aage badh gaya… taaki mamla yahi salat jaye lekin wo uncle jise maine andha kaha tha… wo kuch jyada hee josh me aa gaya tha…   "ayyyee… bhag kidhar raha hai… ruk… jaanta nahi tu mujhe… " " arey… yar ye toh peechhe pad gaya… phhir gali khilwayega baap se ye…"badbadate hue us-se peechha chhudane ke liye main aur tej chalne laga…. "bhagta kidhar hai…rook " "arey uncle… bahut garib aadmi hoon… maaf kar do na… aur itna dil me kyun le rahe ho… thoda sa muh me le lo na" "abey  kutte… idhar aa aur jo khana giraya hai use saaf kar… harami nahi toh "  " kya bola be…"peechhe mud kar… uski taraf daudte hue maine kaha… "gali kisko diya tu… sale ek jhapad marunga naa… toh… yahi khade.. khade moot dega… aukaat me rahkar baat kar…" "sale main itna bada aadmi aur tu mujhse aise baat kar raha hai…. abhi main tere malik se baat karta hoon… "door khade mere baap ki taraf ungali dikhate hue usne kaha… "malik nahi… baap hai wo mera… " " kyaaa…"muh faadkar wo aadmi bola aur mujhe dekhne laga.... " tum Arman ho…?" "kyun apni beti ko chodwayega kya mujhse… maaadharchod… naam kya hai be tera…"  "Arman… main aakhiri baar bol raha hoon… kayde se baat karo "  " arey teri maa ka bhosda… betichod…" "kyaaaa haiii yeeeee… sabbbb…. "apne plate gusse se wahi neeche fek kar wo bola… jiske baad… waha aas..paas mauzood logo ka dhyan scene par lag gaya… waise dhyan toh bahut pahle se logo ka tha… par ab… quantiy me izafa hua tha…  Upar se  dusare kone me mujhse kafi door khade mere bhai aur mere papa ka bhi dhyan us lodu ke plate fekne wale incdent ne apni taraf khincha aur naa chahte hue bhi…………. Vipin bhaiya aur pitashri ko apni taraf aata dekh maine socha ki… jab gali khani hee hai toh kyun naa… baki rahi sahi kasar bhi kyun na puri kar di jaye.. isliye maine, paas me khade ek ladke se us uncle ka naam puchha aur daudkar uske naam ka enevolope, jo usne gift ke taur par diya tha…wo enevlope uske muh par marte hue maine kaha.. "chal be… ye le tera lifafa… ab bhag yaha se… warna ghar tak chodte-chodte le junga… sale bhikhari nahi toh.." Iske baad usne kuch nahi kaha… usne apna enevelope uthaya aur chup chap waha se kalti ho liya…. par waha se kalti hone ke pahle… wo mere baap ke paas gaya… jiske baad mere papa mere paas aaye… mera bhai bhi mere paas aaya…  " sale, haramkhor… kya bola tu Bairagi ji se… pagal kutta ho gaya hai kya… jo har samay bhokte rahta hai… dimag tel lene gaya hai kya… jo tujhe samajh nahi aata ki, kis se kaise baat karna hai…" " dekha papa isko…. aur aap bol rahe the ki… main isko apne sath le jaun…" "chutiya ho gaya hai…. ye.. iske sath kahi bhi aana jana… kuch karna… matlab… apne gaal pe tamacha marna hai… hata le, Vipin ise yaha se.. warna mere saame rahega toh yahi par… sabke saamne waise hee marunga jaise… bachpan me mara karta tha… hattt… yaha se… " "ghoor kya raha hai be,Papa ko… maarega kya… "dhakka dete hue mere bhai ne kaha…. "chal jaa yaha se… sale, Engineer hai ye.. shakal dekho inki... do paise ki tameej nahi aur baat aisi karega jaise Visvesvaraya yahi ho…. ab jaana yaha se... muh kya dekh raha hai mera...… bhag ja yaha se nahi toh joota utar ke marunga... bhag" Mera pura sharir jhanna raha tha… pure badan me aisi kulbulahat thi…mano hazaro chitiya mujhe ek sath kaat rahi ho…. main apne baap ko marne ke liye apne hath ki mutthi baandhata aur phhir khol deta…. mera bahut mann tha ki aaj in dono ko prasad de hee du… lekin pata nahi, sala main apne baap ko kyun nahi maar paa raha tha… maine bahut koshish ki par sala mera hath hee nahi utha aur idhar mera bhai… mere baap se milkar meri dhajiyya udaye pada tha… mere bade bhai ne bhari shabha me mujhe dhakka dekar waha se bahar nikal diya aur main dhakka khakar waha se nikal gaya " aiin waqt pe mere hath ne mera sath chhod diya… warna batata main un dono ko…. ye mere hath ko kya ho gaya tha…."neeche sadak ke kinare se ek patthar uthakar apne hath me markar check karte hue maine kaha " hath toh thik hai… phhir mera hath mere baap ko marte waqt kaanp kyun raha tha…anyway... better luck next time…" . . Jis club me party thi  waha se daudte hue main ghar aaya aur ghar aane ke baad maine ghar me rakhe mere baap ke daru ki kayi botal uthayi aur upar apne room ke saamne baithkar daru peene laga… "hat lawda… mere baap ki maa ka "aakhiri peg marne ke baad botal upar se neeche fekte hue main cheekha… "bhad me jao tum sab... aaj se mujhe kisi se koyi matlab nahi…. lawda, itni insult… ab toh suicide karne ka mann kar raha hai… ab jake thoda thoda ahsaas hua ki… Aradhna apne antim waqt me kaisa feel kar rahi hogi.. aisa lagta hai ki zindagi me ab kuch hai hee nahi… Arun… where have you gone, man... i don't miss you, but i miss you.. i mean it's ambiguous or unambiguous... i can't even explain it.. anyway , we born alone... we shag alone and we die alone... cheers  " ______________________________
  13. Update-163 "Teen plate samosa bana ke... Aur ek sath mat lana.. bezzati hoti hai.. Mobile me timer set kar le.. har 5 minute ke interval me next plate le aana... chal bhag aur daud ke laa.." Maine order diya aur MBD Restaurant ke andar wahi aas-paas ka mahol taakne laga.. mere peechhe.. Matlab S-E me approximately S40°E ke par ek group tha... jo kafi enjoy kar rahe the. Main peechhe muda toh nahi.. par mera pura dhyan unpar tha.. kyunki Us group me ladkiya thi aur ek mutth-manav ise kaise ignore kar sakta hai... "Superb buddy... U.S.A... We want partyyy !... we want partyyy !... Come on guys... Be with me.. We want party.. We want party... yaaayy... ooohhhhh " "We want party..."wo sab ek sath cheekhe... "mar jao bhosdike... Sale gay.... tum sabki maa ko chod dalu..."maine socha... par phhir mujhe dhyan aaya ki, abki baar maine socha nahi balki kaha hai.. Ye baat alag hai ki wo mujhe sun nahi paye... . teen plate samosa back to back khane ke baad main Charlie Chaplin ke mafiq stick ghumakar mera joota hai japani, patloon hindustani.... gaate hue waha se bahar nikla... U.S.A. and party... Kafi gahra rishta hai mera in do words se... Kyunki Vipin bhaiya ki U.S.A. me job lagne ki party mere bhi ghar me hui thi.. bahut alishan party... matlab behanchod.. Koyi hadd nahi.... waisi party... "Hello.."main abhi apne family ke baare me sochte hue bahar nikal hee raha tha ki MBD Restaurant se thodi door par scooty me sawar ek ladki mere taraf hath dikha-kar chillayi... "Ab ye kaun hai..."bolte hue maine aas-paas ke ped me wo nishan dekhne laga.. Jo maine ye confirm karne ke liye banaya tha ki.. Main isi universe me hoon ya kahi aur... "Hoon toh main apni hee duniya me.. Phhir ye burchatti kaun hai.." Maine us ladki ki taraf dekha, wo scooty me baithi hui, Apni scooty ko aage-peechhe kar rahi thi... uski scooty MBD ke bahar ek gaddhe me phas gayi thi jise wo scooty ki seat par apni gand se pura jor lagakar scooty ko aage-peechhe karke bahar nikalne ka prayas kar rahi thi.. "aisa karte waqt zaroor uske bur me pani aa gaya hoga... vishwas na ho toh jaake check kar le..." maine aisa soch aur is dauran Usne mujhe ek aur baar aawaz di.. "Aapko hee bula rahi hoon... Please help me.." "Help aur main... Hahahaha..." mann hee mann dahad maarkar haste hue main us ladki ke paas gaya.. Uski scooty sadak ke kinare ek gaddhe me ghus gayi thi.. Jaha se use scooty bahar nikalne me kafi dikkat ho rahi thi.... "bhaiya.. Please.. Meri activa ko dhakka de do..." " kaun...? Main...?" "Please Bhaiya.... Mujhe jald se jald ghar pahuchna hai.. Ladke wale dekhne aa rahe hai..." "Okay.. Par uske pahle situation ko just opposite kar do.. maan lo ki main ya meri jagah koyi aur yaani mujhse kam handsome ladka scooty ya bike lekar yaha fasa hua ho aur wo tumhe dhakka dene ke liye bulata hai... Kya tum dhakka dogi...?" "ummmm.... nahi..." "Same answer... aur ek golden rule hamesha yaad rakhna ki.. Boys se help chahiye hogi toh kabhi Bhaiya mat bolna... Got it...? Now get lost.. I wish ki tum time pe ghar na pahucho aur yadi gand ghis-ghis kar kisi tarah ghar pahuch bhi gayi toh wo ladka tumhe reject kar de.. Mark my words... Tumhari zindagi bhar shadi nahi hogi aur yadi ho bhi gayi toh main tujhe vidhwa bana dunga... Hahaha.." . "Chalna Jeevan Ki Kahaani, Rukna Maut Ki Nishaani Sar Pe Laal Topi Roosi, Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani"gaate hue main Charlie Chaplin ki style me apne aap me mast RVC ki taraf badh chala... . U.S.A. and Party... As i said earlier.. in do shabdo ka bahut gahra rishta hai mujhse... Kyunki kuch saalo pahle mere ghar me bhi yahi scene tha... Matlab phhir se wahi taam-jhaam.. Phhir se wahi jhamela ki ye karo.. wo karo... use lao, use pahuchao... lawda dekho.. lahsun dekho... chatni dekho.. chavan-bahar dekho... upar se mera dimag aur isliye khisak gaya kyunki us time main DareDevil ki series dekh raha tha aur aise beech me party ghusedne ki vazah se wo beech me chhoot gaya tha... . "Armaaaan... Stop..." "Chini tu jakar Khatik uncle ke family ka arrangement kar.. Madarchodo ko hagne-mootne ki jagah dikha ke aa..." "Aisa kyun bol rahe ho... Subah-subah chadha li kya... aapki aankh bhi laal hai.." "Aankh isliye laal hai kyunki main raat bhar so nahi paya.. Mari hui ek ladki dikhti hai mujhe.. chal bhag ab" "Arrrrmmaaan....stop" "Arey, madarchod... Ab kisne bula liya... Inki maa ka..." "Arrrrmaannn.... Uffff.. Tumhe sunayi nahi deta kyaaaaa... kab se aawaz... dee.. rahi thi... Thaka diya kasam se..." "Palak... Pandey... " "Hiii..." "bye, Main bahut jaldi me hoon.. Mujhe urgently kahi jaana hai..." "Bas do second.. "Apne mobile ka lock kholkar.. usne mobile mujhe thamaya aur boli "ye ek question hai.. Jis-se related words diye hai.. Tumhe batana hai ki ye kaun si theory ya phhir phenomenon hai..." "Tumhare toh chemistry me mere se jyada number the naa..." "Haan toh the naa.. par ye question physics ka hai... Please... Jo 5 min. Ke andar jawab dega.. Use group ki sabhi ladkiya kuch na kuch gift dengi... 2 min. already ho chuke hai..." "Silly girls..."Maine mann me kaha aur hint padhne laga... hint ke naam par waha do torch the jinhe + se joda gaya tha aur phhir equal(=) karke ek kala dhabba tha.... " kya hua nahi ban raha kyaaaa..."udas hote hue Pandey ji chhoti bitiya boli... "Light + Light = black….. light plus light is equal to darkness… ummmn…. ammmm.... Fringe phenomenon… " Maine answer type kiya aur mobile Palak ko wapas kar diya… "confirm naa… kyunki wrong answer dene par  next chance nahi milega…. " " light added to light create darkness… The Fringe Phenomenon… confirm… " " okay thanks…. bye" bolkar Palak peechhe mudi aur khusi…khushi waha se jaane lagi.. jiske baad main bhi bahar jaane laga… par phhir achanak se mere peechhe aakar Palak boli.. " Arman… it’s" correct.. i won… thank you.. you’re damn… damn" " hot...?" " Intelligent...byee."
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