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Classic Insult...

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...

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.Boyfrnd: Arey!!

Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...??

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تمام ممبرز فورم پر موجود ایڈز پر ضرور کلک کریں تاکہ فورم کو گوگل کی طرف سے کچھ اررننگ حاصل ہو سکے۔ آپ کا ایک کلک روزانہ فورم کے لیئے کافی ہے

Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hun Is Pe Muje Boht Calls Or Msgs Aa Rahe Hain Log Tang Karte Hain

Pochte Hain K

Apki Khobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Hy,

<( ',')

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_/ \_ Lo Dasso Hun Banda Sohna V Na Hove -:)

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Beautiful Girl (sharma k): "Ye Pyar kya hota hai?"O:)

Boy: Love is a mutual contract between two parties and an interpersonal relationship between them that leads to strong emotional, social, financial & mental partnership!

Girl (hans k): Chawla, tu v B.COM kita ay??

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Aik larki ko hoor dekhne ka boht shoq tha

Uske parosi ko pta laga to usne naqab kiya or mom batti hath mein le k rat ko uske kamre mein a gya.!

Larki ne use hoor samjha.!

Usne larki se kaha k shalwar utaro,

Larki ne herangi me sahalwar utari, to usne sex krna shuru kr di.!

Larki ne dard se karaahte hue,preshan ho k kaha:

Tum hoor ho k hoora?

Usne taiz taiz jhatke maarte hue hans k kaha:

Na hoor na hoora.

tera parosi Noora

chutya bana k dal diya poora

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Najoomi: Larki Ka Hath Dekh Kar Bola:

"Bachi!

Tum Buhat Chudwaogi"

Larki : "Aaby *Beep*, Chudwa To Main 5 Saal Se Rahi Hoon,

Ye Bata. Pakri kb jaongi?

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Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya diffrence Hai.?

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Student- Simple Mam..

Larka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer

Aur

Larki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

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